{"id":477,"date":"2008-01-08T11:22:59","date_gmt":"2008-01-08T01:22:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.khanfactor.com\/blog\/?p=477"},"modified":"2008-01-08T14:24:37","modified_gmt":"2008-01-08T04:24:37","slug":"job-needed-12009-this-person-needs-a-job-seeks-an-executive-position","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.khanfactor.com\/blog\/?p=477","title":{"rendered":"Job Needed 1\/2009: This person needs a job, seeks an executive position."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He will be available in January 2009, and is willing to relocate.<\/p>\n<p><strong>RESUME &#8211; EDUCATION &amp; EXPERIENCE<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Law Enforcement:<\/strong> &#8220;I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver&#8217;s license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been &#8216;&#8221;Lost&#8221; and is not available.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Military:<\/strong> I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions<br \/>\nabout my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.<\/p>\n<p><strong>College<\/strong>: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>PAST WORK EXPERIENCE<\/strong>: I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.<\/p>\n<p>I began my career in oil business in Midland Texas , in 1975.<br \/>\nI bought an oil company, but couldn&#8217;t find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.<\/p>\n<p>I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.<\/p>\n<p>With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.<\/p>\n<p><strong>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS<\/strong>: changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most<br \/>\nsmog-ridden city in America.<\/p>\n<p>1. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.<\/p>\n<p>2. I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.<\/p>\n<p>3. With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida , and my father&#8217;s appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President of the US, after losing by over 500,000 votes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>4. I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.<\/p>\n<p>5. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.<\/p>\n<p>6. I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.<\/p>\n<p>7. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.<\/p>\n<p>8. I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.<\/p>\n<p>9. I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.<\/p>\n<p>10. I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues.<\/p>\n<p>11. I&#8217;m proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My &#8220;poorest millionaire,&#8221; Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.<\/p>\n<p>12. I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.<\/p>\n<p>13. I am the all-time U.S. and world record -holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.<\/p>\n<p>14. My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest<br \/>\ncorporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history, Enron.<\/p>\n<p>15. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme<br \/>\nCourt during my election decision.<\/p>\n<p>16. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money<br \/>\nwas spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate<br \/>\nrip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption<br \/>\ninvolving the oil industry was revealed.<\/p>\n<p>17. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.<\/p>\n<p>18. I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.<\/p>\n<p>19. I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S. history.<\/p>\n<p>20. I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the Largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States Government.<\/p>\n<p>21. I&#8217;ve broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.<\/p>\n<p>22. I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.<\/p>\n<p>23. I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.<\/p>\n<p>24. I refused to allow inspector&#8217;s access to U.S. &#8220;prisoners of war&#8221; detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.<\/p>\n<p>25. I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US election).<\/p>\n<p>26. I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.<\/p>\n<p>27. I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August,<br \/>\nI presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.<\/p>\n<p>28. I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made<br \/>\nthe U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.<\/p>\n<p>29. I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million<br \/>\npeople), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.<\/p>\n<p>30. I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. Citizens and the world community.<\/p>\n<p>31. I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.<\/p>\n<p>32. In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq &amp; then blamed the lies on our British friends.<\/p>\n<p>33. I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.<\/p>\n<p>34. I am supporting development of a nuclear &#8220;Tactical Bunker Buster,&#8221; a WMD.<\/p>\n<p>35. I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.<\/p>\n<p><strong>RECORDS AND REFERENCES:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are nowin my father&#8217;s library, sealed &amp; unavailable for public view.<\/p>\n<p>All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.<\/p>\n<p>All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice -President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. I specified that my sealed documents will not be available for 50 years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.khanfactor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/jobsearch.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"Job search\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If there is anybody out there thats has a job vacancy please consider this applicant. Enclosed is the resume of G.W Bush. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.khanfactor.com\/blog\/?p=477\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_s2mail":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[7,21],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"views":4964,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ttSq-7H","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.khanfactor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/477"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.khanfactor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.khanfactor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.khanfactor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.khanfactor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=477"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.khanfactor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/477\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.khanfactor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.khanfactor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.khanfactor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}